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Marcus

a marcus is a small pp simp who hang around kindergardens
oh no is that a marcus rapeing them kids
by bigppgod September 21, 2020
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Marcus

Marcus is the most arrogant, attention seeking guy you will ever meet. Often he will use past trauma as an excuse for his actions & throws a tantrum when things don’t go his way. Marcus is a horrible person who is incapable of change because the only people who are nice to him are pushovers. If you have one in your life, push him away immediately.
I think I like Marcus”
“No!! Not him!! Anyone else!!”
by Hayley78 November 22, 2021
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Lars Marcus

The handsome (and tall) third year student who comes to stir the pot while charming everyone into his web of lies. Will steal your boyfriend while he takes you down.

A true snake with a hidden agenda who likes sharp object in more that one way.
Who is that guy the curly haired boy is kissing? Oh that’s the new guy , Lars Marcus!
mugGet the Lars Marcusmug.

A Marcus

The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.
Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!
by Mr Wonderful77 July 17, 2024
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Marcus

The god of parent service and education. Also, a cambodian spy and famously known of being the god of the north east. He also loves robux, pancakes, maple syrup, school and owns a pancake business.

Marcus is our god of the north east and pancakes.
"These pancakes are fuckin bussin" - Marcus
by kingsgrovehighschooldictionary September 20, 2022
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Chef Marcus

A Chef Marcus is a name given to line-cooks who are not very knowledgeable and unpleasant to be around. They often exhibit robot like elasticity when walking, or early signs of rigor mortis when attempting to act out a scene.
Hey did you see the new chef marcus we hired? Jit moves stiffer than a palm tree.
by La'Vert October 11, 2022
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Marcus Moore

The guy who has it all, not through mass wealth but through his trial and error when he stole stuff like (like your girlfriend) he completely afraid to confess his love or even talk to former friends who dont know him anymore

Person 1: Bro is that Marcus with your girlfriend over there

Person 2: yeah he stole my wallet too last week
Marcus Moore is a name for somebody who can steal girlfriends and wallets at the same time
by Alleyway Salesman February 24, 2022
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