Marcus

A minecraft gardening tool (a hoe).
A man who belongs in a cringe wattpad fanfiction.
A man with over exaggerated expectations.
A man who flirts with people and thinks they think he's hot when he calls them short.
Ass(ter) lover

Emma: Marcus go out with me
Marcus: No I like 50 other women that arent you.
Emma: okay minecraft gardening tool
Marcus: What does that mean?
Emma: Stfu burnt curly fries
Emma: Okay Maccas

by epic_hothuman1 June 21, 2022

Marcus

The tall kid.

Girl 1: That kid is so tall, he must be a Marcus!
Girl 2: He's mine, I saw him first!
Girl 1: Shut up! He's MINE!

by London, the place June 13, 2023

Marcus

An annoying little cunt that that noone likes and always seems to be the person that gets the shit kicked out of him

Fuck Marcus man.

by Tammms September 28, 2019

Marcus

Marcus is a sweet guy, but he's never ready to commit to a relationship. He's scared he's going to mess things up so he leads you on, and never actually dates you. He's easy to catch feelings for, and a lot of people think he is cute. And he is. But he catches feelings a bit too easy, and only likes you for a couple months or a year at max.

"Marcus said he liked me, but he wont be my boyfriend"

by a girl who's been through shit March 13, 2023

marcus profit

a fat gay man who loves it in the asshole all night

Man did you see marcus profit with his dad last night

by dadadadfdasfdas June 3, 2018

Marcus Moore

Marcus Moore is a sweet person that gets angry easily. they waste money on stupid things like a rubber duck for a sink. Marcus Moore is a very Hot individual.

Person1:Hey is that Marcus Moore With the hot chick
Person2:Yeah it is. Lucky them

by Sigmaskibidi123123123123siggma November 3, 2021

Hot Marcus

Warm, budget tequila served in a plastic cup.

Bartender, serve me a hot Marcus!

by Brakes4Nuttin September 27, 2021