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Miss Saigon

When you pull out your cock and reenact the helicopter scene from Miss Saigon for your lady.
"Want to show her some romance? When you're swaggering off to bed give her the old Miss Saigon. For extra effect, get those titties involved and make some noise!"
by Ghost Face Gino April 6, 2010
mugGet the Miss Saigonmug.

Swiss Miss

During sexual intercourse, while ejaculating, you aim for her face but unfortunately... you miss
Dude i was about to blow
And then i fucking missed!
Haha... a swiss miss
by diggit hefner and frenchie December 19, 2008
mugGet the Swiss Missmug.

Miss Fortune

Cunt who comes in ur lane and feeds the enemy
Please, for the love of god. STAY OUT OF MY LANE BIG TITS MISS FORTUNE.
by coolminecraftplayer48 August 1, 2018
mugGet the Miss Fortunemug.

miss turner

(Adj) unusually large femal who only watches television to find gramatical errors.
a.a turner has a mole ugly feet a the biggest butt you'll ever see.
b.A ugly LAnuage arts teacher.
Did you hear what that turner said she always tries to act so smart.
by Jessica February 24, 2005
mugGet the miss turnermug.

Ole Miss

A University that is located in the northern part of the state of Mississippi. Mascot is the Rebels. However, do to recent events of their mascot being dubbed as a rascist symbol of the old confederacy, their new mascot is the Rebel Black Bear. Which is stupid as fuck since there are no black bears in the state of Mississppi. It is a rascist college filled with preppy white supremecists who honestly believe themselves to be better than the rest of the world. Ole Miss should be and is considered by many The Insurgency Up North. It is a fact that Ole Miss people are rascists, and they are not even real people like the rest of the world. 90% of the students that attend Ole Miss are preppy, rich, snobby assholes who all deserve to die.
Tyler: Ugh, I have to drive my beamer today because my Audi is in the shop.
Zach: Wow, that's uh shitty. What are you ? A Rebel?
Tyler: Hotty Totty gosh all mighty, whim wam flim fam, Ole Miss God damn! You bet your poor ass I am, and I'm better than you!
John: So your going to go to Ole Miss?
Jeremy: Yes I am, I am to rich and important to go anywhere else.

John: So your an asshole?
Jeremy: A rich asshole, get it right you nigger peasant!
by Resistence of TSUN August 30, 2011
mugGet the Ole Missmug.

(to) miss the forest

Are they closing down/cancelling everything again?

Do you get support payments?
new semester about to kick off here. plus a minor job. plus the uncertainty of childrens daycare, schools. i depend on Kindergarten so strongly - to get ahead.

(to) miss the forest for the trees
by Krkič October 6, 2020
mugGet the (to) miss the forestmug.

Missed a strike

A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.
Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.

Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009
mugGet the Missed a strikemug.

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