missing link

1) A creature being sought by stupid scientists who have found innumerable links to many species of plants and animals, but can't seem to find the one for man. A mythical creature akin to the big bad wolf or tooth fairy.

2) A dude who is definitely a man but looks like he may have been teleported or warped here from 200,000 BC due to his unkept appearance and wrangled mangled hair and facial/body blemishes etc. Basically, a guy who - the more clothes he removes - proportionately resembles a human lesser and lesser.
1) Scientist Neil: "Bob, I think I found the missing link over here in this gneiss formation."
Scientist Bob - looking at 'object' : "That is a downed aircraft Neil, but...good eyes all the same!"

2) Max: "What the fuck is that hairy bastard all about!?"
Scott: "Good God man...that could be the god-damned missing link"
Max & Scott: "Huh...uh.uh....huh...huh...cool"
by psiscott April 09, 2006
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Miss Saigon

When you pull out your cock and reenact the helicopter scene from Miss Saigon for your lady.
"Want to show her some romance? When you're swaggering off to bed give her the old Miss Saigon. For extra effect, get those titties involved and make some noise!"
by Ghost Face Gino April 07, 2010
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Swiss Miss

During sexual intercourse, while ejaculating, you aim for her face but unfortunately... you miss
Dude i was about to blow
And then i fucking missed!
Haha... a swiss miss
by diggit hefner and frenchie December 13, 2008
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Miss Fortune

Cunt who comes in ur lane and feeds the enemy
Please, for the love of god. STAY OUT OF MY LANE BIG TITS MISS FORTUNE.
by coolminecraftplayer48 August 02, 2018
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miss turner

(Adj) unusually large femal who only watches television to find gramatical errors.
a.a turner has a mole ugly feet a the biggest butt you'll ever see.
b.A ugly LAnuage arts teacher.
Did you hear what that turner said she always tries to act so smart.
by Jessica February 24, 2005
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Ole Miss

A University that is located in the northern part of the state of Mississippi. Mascot is the Rebels. However, do to recent events of their mascot being dubbed as a rascist symbol of the old confederacy, their new mascot is the Rebel Black Bear. Which is stupid as fuck since there are no black bears in the state of Mississppi. It is a rascist college filled with preppy white supremecists who honestly believe themselves to be better than the rest of the world. Ole Miss should be and is considered by many The Insurgency Up North. It is a fact that Ole Miss people are rascists, and they are not even real people like the rest of the world. 90% of the students that attend Ole Miss are preppy, rich, snobby assholes who all deserve to die.
Tyler: Ugh, I have to drive my beamer today because my Audi is in the shop.
Zach: Wow, that's uh shitty. What are you ? A Rebel?
Tyler: Hotty Totty gosh all mighty, whim wam flim fam, Ole Miss God damn! You bet your poor ass I am, and I'm better than you!
John: So your going to go to Ole Miss?
Jeremy: Yes I am, I am to rich and important to go anywhere else.

John: So your an asshole?
Jeremy: A rich asshole, get it right you nigger peasant!
by Resistence of TSUN August 28, 2011
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Miss Nathu

Shit geography teacher only there cause st Gregory’s is fucking poor
Friend: who’s a cunt
Me: Miss Nathu
by Reng sayeed March 17, 2020
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