Someone (a girl) who is so utterly unattractive that she cuts your wood, meaning she makes your penis un-erect from her disgusting physical appearance like a lumberjack cutting up wood.
Dude so I was at this bar the other day, getting a boner from staring at this girl's ass, until she turned around! She was so ugly, made by boner go away - she was a lumberjack cutting my wood away!
by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011
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by Lumberjack emily September 18, 2011
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While a woman is tounging/licking your balls, you lift your cock up. While she continues to suck your balls, shout ''TIMBER!!!'' as you simultaneously let go of your cock and hit her in the face and forehead with your cock. Asians will have a harder time accomplishing this, and may have to shout ''TWIG!!'' or ''STUMP!!!'' instead.
Last night I gave Lisa a Lumberjack when she was licking my balls. She STILL has a red mark on her forehead from my cock!!
by Burt Hymen & the Fallopian Two September 28, 2011
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Get the lumber slumber mug.Profuse sweating of the lower back that signals in the words of Dave chappelle "I had to take a dump, I had to take a dump immediately." If a dump is not taken, the lumbar sweats can lead to an embarrassing sweat stain on the upper but crack region of clothing.
lumbar sweats are going HAM right now
lumbar sweats are going HAM right now
Ben: dude did you sit on something wet?
Steve: Nah I gotta take a shit really bad,
lumbar sweats are going HAM right now
Steve: Nah I gotta take a shit really bad,
lumbar sweats are going HAM right now
by Steven18 December 4, 2013
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the term lumberjack can be used as such a synonym because lumberjacks, like almost everyone else, are hard-working everyday people
by Crazy Uncle Dimma September 21, 2014
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