looking forward

"Looking forward" and "going forward" are annoying expressions that mean "in the future". They have been in universal use for years in corporate America and came about for legal reasons. Companies are held liable by the Securities and Exchange Commission for any statements or predictions made about the future. They can be sued by investors if they make a statement about the future and it does not come true. The word "future" was therefore completely erased from the corporate vocabulary and replaced by "looking forward" and "going forward". These annoying terms are used constantly to qualify almost every statement made in order to avoid legal liability. In corporate America today, the word "future" NEVER comes out of the mouth of any corporate officer or anyone who makes official statements to the public (if he or she expects to keep their job).

Looking forward, sales of the company are expected to increase in the first quarter.

by wvcurmudgeon December 14, 2006

Losing one's nihonjinity

Sleeping with a Japanese National for the first time.

After two weeks of being in Japan, Bob finally scored with a Japanese girl and lost his nihonjinity.

by el_Nebulotho December 27, 2004

losing altitude

when you realize that your high is wearing off and need to smoke more weed

Jim:dude i'm losing altitude hand me tht bong

Dude:don't worry i am too let's smoke enuff to keep us flying for awhile

by chodey 2 December 24, 2009

Loring Park Fountain

A Loring Park Fountain is a sex act similar to a Bukkake, it is performed with a group of 3 or more guys forming a circle around someone who is on their knees with their mouth open like a baby bird. The guys then proceed to masturbate and ejaculate into the recipient's mouth and once everyone has finished the recipient gargles and sprays the cum into the air like a fountain.

I would really like to see Michele Bachmann receive a Loring Park Fountain with all the members of Congress blowing loads in her mouth.

by TheDukeOfPuke June 1, 2011

Dirty Looking Squid Shit

Something so ulgy or something so fucked up its complete and utter squid shit.

Jamel looks like some dirty looking squid shit.

by SJDFOX March 19, 2015

Goofy Looking Motherfucker

A man who is so infuriatingly goofy looking that you have to stop for a minute and collect and compose yourself in order to continue as a functioning member of society. Some examples of this terrible condition include socks with sandals, white people with dreads, dads dancing to rap, and anyone who wears harry potter glasses *save for the oz man himself*

Look at this goofy looking motherfucker!

by DATRU12YEAROLD June 21, 2017

LOLing

Doing random useless bs during the time when works is supposed to be done.

I was LOLing instead of typing up that report.

by Y0uto0b May 30, 2009