limp tortilla

A very rare occasion where the penis becomes limp in reaction to seeing a pussy.

Wanna lick my limp tortilla?

by maria&pablo February 27, 2009

lippy dip

any form of chapstick or lip moisturizer

"My lips are chapped. Got any lippy dip?"

by public-emily March 31, 2009

limey nipple chops

the saggy breasted english person whos chest looks like a pair of chops under the skin with nipples on top.

lord farthington has a pair of limey nipple chops

by hanibal the jerk February 17, 2012

Limp Vagina

Loose and saggy

"Ive been told i have a limp vagina"
"Youre a limp vagina"

by Fil518 July 27, 2016

Limp Bizkit

When you have erectile dysfunction, but you're a shower so bitches try to shove your eternally limp, semi-large cock into their pussy.

Me: I've got E.D., my guy

Her: but, your cock is huge anyway!

me: alrightbet , you can have my Limp Bizkit

by Traps ain't gay, fag February 4, 2018

lippy

A term created in prisons to describe oral sex without the penis going further than the teeth of the dick sucker. It's not gay if it doesn't go past the teeth.

Bitch I'm not gay! He was just givin' me a lippy!

by aniggainprison January 25, 2016

Key Limey

Sticking a Key Lime up your ass and shitting in the other persons mouth

I totally key limey'd that girl last night

by turkadurka February 15, 2010