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Lewi

An absolute beast,top shagger of the area,uppercut's his exes and clubs them out with one punch,amazing looking and on the lookout fora misses all hit up his snap.
Hey who's that beast over there.
Oh that's lewi what a beast.
by Uppercutchild43 April 5, 2020
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Lewis parsons

A despicable creature who calls himself a man. An alcoholic maniac who likes to hit women. A poor excuse for a man who should be avoided at all cost. Sewer rats are better company.
Lewis parsons beat the crap out of me
A sewer rat also known as lewis Parsons
by Jellytotforever June 18, 2019
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Gale Lewis

Walmart Employee of over 10 years. Recently Quit her job😭😭😭
by NOAHHASAGYATT November 30, 2023
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Pulling a Lewy

The incessant health issues of a work collegue that may consist of either no sickenss at all or being moments from death.
Really, Johnno's not "Pulling a Lewy" again is he?
by Grantos Wallacia March 17, 2024
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Lewis

A boy/girl that is in love with a Scandinavian female in their class, and their name starts with an "F"
Someone: damn, lewis really has a fat crush on that Scandinavian girl...
Lewis: yes
by Lewis lei March 28, 2022
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Lewis

His name is Lewis and he is lewis
Girl: Hey Lewis how are you!
Lewis: yes
by Lew77 March 25, 2021
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Gail Lewis

More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.

A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks
” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
“Oh my God, it’s Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Morris Illinois”
“Thank you for your service Gail Lewis”
by anonymous November 26, 2023
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