Kitterson

A small cat (usually not very intelligent)

Owner: KITTERSON! GET OFF THE TABLE!

Owner: Look at my little Kitterson, isn't she the cutest kitty ever?

Kitterson: (not intelligent enough to meow)

by Aimee McAimerson November 29, 2011

Kittybang

To sex a partner in a series of multiple fast and rapid actions, typically one right after the other.

Dude, I was at a stag party last night, and I hooked up with a girl who looks like a total skank, but is actually amazing. It wasn't too rough though, she was only kittybanging me, but was totally worth it.

by 2GS May 27, 2014

Exploding kitten

When you dick her so hard that her kitten explodes like hiroshima.

I made her muc like a korean nuclear bomb, we call it the exploding kitten!

by AssilemFlow April 22, 2018

pooped a kitten

To have a bowel movement so large it is the size of a young feline.

Dude! I just pooped a kitten. Do not go in there.

by H-$ December 17, 2009

bear your kittens

If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"

If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.

When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.

by scodder May 6, 2010

National E-kitten day

On this day all people beat e-kittens and set them on fire.

And today is about National E-kitten day, we can be happy to set them on fire.

by ldmd October 3, 2023

Kitten

An adorable rape doll that you just can't resist.

Alex: Look at my kitten!!
Cody: What kitte- holy shiznet, that rape doll is cute!
*Steals it and rapes it*

by xx0numb0xx August 11, 2010