Junk Hand

A hand that has touched another mans balls and then slaps/punches someone else with the same hand
Rubing your hand on your dick then slapping your girlfriend in the face with that hand, then say "you just got junk handed hoe"
by booby bill man February 27, 2011
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Roman Junk Punch

The act of watching your girlfriend stand over another dude head in a mini skirt.
That wasn't just a normal Roman Junk Punch! She was dancing and everything! What a gal.
by streamfiend July 30, 2009
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Manayunk junk-funk

The Manayunk junk-funk is defined as follows: After a humid summer night of bar hopping involving excessive drinking, extremely passionate intercourse takes place between a male and female whereby penetration of every oraphus occurs for approximatly three hours. Too drunk to comprehend the build up of various bodily fluids compounded by perfuse ball sweat, the male passes out and awakens in the late afternoon with a layer of taint cheese spanning from the tip of the phallus to the outer rim of the anus. A varation of the Manayunk junk-funk for the female is the "Manayunk trunk-funk."
"Sweet Jesus Bill, last night i pounded Suzy for hours and awoke to find a coating of the Manayunk junk-funk steaming from stem to stern..."
by transdelusional sex alchemist October 02, 2007
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junk in da trunk

that ass is packed with a multitude of flesh. a gaping butthole
man she got some junk in da trunk
by brad October 06, 2004
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crunk junk

a type of dunk in streetball - it involves a self alley-oop and a 180 degree spin before catching the ball and dunking it over your head
did you see that crunk junk i just pull?
i know it was insane
by switch_19 March 22, 2006
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chinese junk boat

a small usb drive that stores shitty digital photo projects that earn a 90. every time.
Juana, can you pass me the chinese junk boat? I finished the me myself and i project.
by isabeela November 13, 2019
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stuff n' junk

you'd better not forget to wash your stuff n' junk, or people won't like you.
by Sleep October 02, 2003
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