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Jose

This JROTC kid that takes after his dad. Literally a carbon copy of his father, same name and everything. I love him though, chillest and funniest person you will ever meet. My little blue eyed booger nugget 😩😩😩 jk jk don’t quote me on that. Nah, but Jose when will you get off of “a break” from other hoes, give me a chance bb. I’ll pay you 500 Rupees for your love 😏
When you see that Jose kid, tell him that the Marines are gonna kick his ass.
Jose, give that a girl a chance, she’s probably the only girl that has ever liked you for you and not your appearance.
by jose’sbitchbuthedontknowityet November 29, 2020
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Jose

Jose, just give me a chance already, my blue eyed booger man 👅. Jose is a little JROTC kid who wants to join the marines and is also a carbon copy of his father, same name and everything. He be letting himself get played by all these girls that just want him for his appearance but I like him for literally everything. No but seriously, when you have enough “time for yourself” and are ready for a relationship, I’m here, I care about you so much but you were so oblivious to see just how much I care about you. He is a very funny (although his humor is kinda mean 😀), kind, smart and a daddy (idc if you don’t like that word). Idk if you’ll ever seen this but hopefully you aren’t dumb enough to not know it’s me you little rat.
Have you seen that Jose kid? Scream that you love communists in his face.
Hey Jose, give that girl a chance.
by jose’sbitchbuthedontknowityet November 29, 2020
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jose carlos

Cute ass nigga get all the bitches and funniest nigga doesn't even need to try over all just a Chad and comes with At least 8 inches is 7'9 tall you wanna fuck this nigga if you dont kill yourself
Jose Carlos is just a chad i wish i was him
by Patric kellon October 31, 2020
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Hurricane Jose

When your spinning when Drunk, a joke to the storm that was drunk
Fred: Oh HeY bOb!
Bob: Your Hurricane Jose, I see.
by BillClintonGaming December 29, 2020
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Jose

A real ass nigga. Mysteriously goes to Mexico many think to peddle drugs. Has a fetish for gingers especially the bisexual freak Eva Wellings. He loves playing soccer and when he is late to practice he pets Danny Prices cock to make him happy
Yo jose you wanna eat some beans
by Creemesickle December 31, 2020
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Jose

Thuggin on Jose
by Igobypea January 12, 2021
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Jose

Nice wholesome man who loves pussy and has a very large(in good health) penis. Owns Blazer Fans on the regular and is a good heat/nugget fan. KEEP HIM AWAY FROM LADIES because he is a very attractive lightskin
Dame's father is Jose
by Jimmygoated January 27, 2021
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