Jodism

Jod is a supreme being who rules over the universe. Jodism is the following of Jod's teachings and scriptures on how to live life in a correct manner. Anyone who follows the path of Jod is called a Joddist. There is no holy book as such but revered scriptures include the 'To Do' book and 'HWK Diary'.
Joddists have their own set of commandments they must abide by and often like to associate with members of the jewish faith. Some of the major commandments are below:

Jod is ALWAYS right and as a result, so is a Joddist
Jod ALWAYS gets his way and as a result, so does a Joddist
Jod is NEVER on time, as a result, neither is a Joddist
Jod wants EVERYONE to love him, as a result so does a Joddist

In Jodism it is believed that Jod created the world in 6 days. He originally meant to start work on the sunday but was running late and ended up starting on the monday. Jodism is actually a polytheistic faith and followers believe in numerous less significant deities such as 'God', 'Kod' and 'Clod'.
The most famous disciple of Jod is the Prophet Rod and he has been spreading his gospel since the turn of the 21st century

"And the Prophet Rod started his arduous journey throughout the middle east spreading the word of Jod and extending the reaches of Jodism"

by Gandles October 9, 2006

jonas brothers

aka the jonas lovers

the jonas brothers suck each others dicks all night long. Hence the title of "Lovers" is bestowed upon them.

by which name hasn't been used December 15, 2008

Hoop Jones

The name of an arcade coin-op basketball game wherein you play as a b-ball up and comer (Jones), practicing his jump shot on moving basketball nets. The game is found in many bars, often part of game compilation machines (such as a Max2000).

Guy 1: It's takin forever for our food to get here.
Guy 2: Lets go play Hoop Jones.
Guy 1: Excellent idea.

by Hoop Jones July 8, 2005

The Jonas Brothers

Three low life fags that suffocate their dicks with ass tight pants.

The Jonas Brothers are puke-worthy. As if one wasn't bad enough, there has to be 3.

by LameMuch? February 16, 2009

Jonas Brothers

Three little faggots, in a shitty girl band (not a boy band). They have no girls on them anymore, little fags with plastic guitars and fake drums. Don't even write good songs, mostly about gay love.

Boy: I'm going to look up ''fags'' on Google.

Google: ''Did you mean: Jonas Brothers?''

Boy: Oh! Haha, I was right!

by joassssrstdt April 3, 2010

mike jones

Another talentless rap artist that will be forgotten in 3 months.

Who is Mike Jones...?


Who cares?

by I'm Not jewish September 19, 2005

Jonas Brothers

-Little fagboy sellouts who went out and found the Disney Channel and have predilections for wearing tight pants that reavals what little they are packing. They're only fans are girls ages 6-16 and they type LiKkee THIssS.

-A type of STD.

-A leigoin of bottom feeders at the bottom of the music food chain.

(1.) Girl - Hey did you watch the Jonas Brothers last night on Disney? Omg they're soo hott!!

Guy - Why don't you get a fucking life already and quit obsessing over some corperate sellouts and go listen to real music!!

(2.) Last night I was taking a piss and I noticed that my penis was purple, I think I might have the Jonas Brothers!!!

(3.) The Jonas Brothers are not music, they're what music eats.

by pageplant77 August 10, 2009