jizz day

any birthday after a man's twenty first birthday

Mike: Dude, we have to get a cake for Brady's twenty second birthday.
Rusty: Oh, shit! It's Brady's Jizz Day?! Let's whip some shitties behind cumbys!

by nchcky19 January 20, 2009

jizz wizz

1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.

2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm

3. matrimony of urine and sperm

"Did you just jizz wizz in my roast beef??"

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

Jizz Blast

When a man shoots so much cum out of his penis that the girl taking the load gets a tsunami of jizz cannonballed at her open mouth which then begins a cycle in which the girl swallows the cum and or spits it out.

Man, she got a monster jizz blast last night, she had to take another shower to get it out of her hair.

by DirtyMikeAndTheBoys September 19, 2010

Jizz Belly

After participating in a sexual activity of any kind, you cum into a bellybutton, with a piercing, of an individual (or your own) and allow the cum to dry and harden on the piercing.

I heard Jason gave his girlfriend a Jizz Belly.
Yeah she`s been showing it off all day.

by SumTingWong January 11, 2010

Jizz Fest

A male get together where cum is spilled repeatedly by each individual as a result of the masturbation appeal of a shown porno flick.

Paul invited his friends over for a jizz fest because of the illegal channels that his tv possesed

by Ike February 16, 2005

jizz breath

a guy (or blonde) who just got finished blowing another guy
who came in his mouth and his ( or the blonde's) breath smells like jizz cum. usually an insult or joke.

Oh fuck man you have jizz breath! Who have you been blowin?

by cocklovingslut November 17, 2006

jizz queen

a female who enjoys injesting excesive amounts of spermatozoa

"Emily is a jizz queen"

by Joe April 28, 2003