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Jared

Jared is black history
Jared was there when martain Luther king jr was giving his speech
by Wigglemybutt628382738 May 13, 2022
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Jared

a bitch... who thinks he’s cool but isn’t.
omg look at jared he deadass thinks he did something with that outfit. 🤢
by random_umm_person14737 March 5, 2020
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Jared

From ancient times of Judaism this powerful word mean't "The only one". Poets and Scholars throughout the ages have often come to think of this word, this name as the closet thing they could ever connect to a divine being. Truly blessed those that are given such a name, favoured by unknown entities that protect and offer goodwill to.

Always trust in a Jared for they truly are divine.

False ways to spell this include Jarrad, Jered, Jarad, Gerad, Jwardico and Jerad. May unlucky tidings pass those that say such blasphemy.
What's that on the hill? Oh that's Jared, he's pretty awesome.

Hey Jared can you impregnate my wife with your seed?
by General Pang Wang December 28, 2019
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Jared

Loves master bating to pictures of his classmates also porn
by Nigdestroyer69 December 10, 2019
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Jared

ah shit it Jared run
by colddinner July 10, 2020
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jared purdy

Jared Purdy is sometimes cool, but he is also a jack as* most of the time.
Jared Purdy is smart but is an ass when he brags about things
by Anonymous11121314 January 11, 2018
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Jared Haar

Literal perfection. Absolute unit. The purest person on the face of the earth.
“Hey what’s your religion?”
“Jared Haar”.
Understandable
by CantaloupeIsWatermelonForWhite September 14, 2019
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