To yank a wrinkled piece of clothing downward after putting it on, therefore straightening it out (kind of) in the absence of a time-intensive ironing process.
Julie: "Hey Brad, uh, that shirt's kind of wrinkled. You sure you want to wear that to your first date?"
Brad: "Wrinkled? I'll just man iron it!" (Pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)
Julie: "It's still kind of wrinkled. And now the collar's ripped."
Brad: "Women don't really notice these things, right?"
Brad: "Wrinkled? I'll just man iron it!" (Pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)
Julie: "It's still kind of wrinkled. And now the collar's ripped."
Brad: "Women don't really notice these things, right?"
by Wanderfalke September 24, 2010
by King Cobraaa November 25, 2021
There are two definitions of Iron Maiden
1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed
2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper
1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed
2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper
by Trexlizzard April 04, 2018
by The Chocolate Meat November 27, 2020
A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.
We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.
by SluggishDevil June 03, 2020
A girl who appears meek and submissive, but is actually dominant and assertive once she has her partner in a compromising position.
The opposite of a paper tiger.
The opposite of a paper tiger.
Watch out for that girl, I heard she's an Iron Butterfly. My friend thought she was a sub, but she had him by the balls once his guard was down.
by Lauren lpsum August 04, 2023
Captain America:
Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away then what are you?
Iron Man:
A Loser man and mass murderer
Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away then what are you?
Iron Man:
A Loser man and mass murderer
by Joeys_chandler January 16, 2021