dick water

(For males only, or individuals with wangs) Right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your wang up and down. This results in water getting flung from your wang onto the victim.

Gross!! Pete just douced me in dick water!

by Norway August 04, 2005

Piss Water

Light beer.

Carl- "Hey, Chuck, is there any high-life left?"

Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"

Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"

by The_Buddy January 01, 2010

Fiji Water

A great way to feel better after being accosted by a Friends of the Earth street preacher.

After being ranted at by that friends of the earth bloke for 15 mins i went straight into Waitrose and bought a bottle of Fiji Water, that is bottled and then flown around the world.

by ah89 August 30, 2009

Father water

Also known as semen, or sperm.

Guy 1: Duuuuuuuude, I COVERED her in father water.
Guy 2: Nice. Did you get it in her hair?

by LarryThePimp June 28, 2010

thot water

After consuming the majority of an iced coffee and the ice begins to melt, residual coffee that mixes with the melted ice becomes thot water.

"Hey do you have any coffee left?"
"Nah at this point its all just thot water."

by alacerna October 18, 2019

Chalk Water

After ejaculation the cloudy whiteness in your urine

" I beat my meat last night and saw some Chalk Water in the toilet."

by Veizuh December 13, 2019

helicopter water

When you get out of the shower and swing your dick like a helicopter's propeller to get the water off.

Dude, your helicopter water got in my mouth!

by Westopher the Philosopher July 08, 2014