When he put the tube up my ass, I thought the gerbil was next. Turns out the motherfucker just wanted to can handle me. What a shitty mess!
by Gaydar Love October 24, 2003
"Jesse is such a can of douche for egging your car"
"If douche came in a can, Chip would be in that can. Can of douche is what they would call him"
"If douche came in a can, Chip would be in that can. Can of douche is what they would call him"
by the BORDAWG March 23, 2006
by Jeff December 10, 2002
"Did you hear? Marcy went home with Josh last night!"
"I heard he's got a real tuna can."
"Yeah, she's not going to walk the same ever again."
"I heard he's got a real tuna can."
"Yeah, she's not going to walk the same ever again."
by aidan64 May 11, 2008
The Human Anus,as it refers to virginity. If you've ever taken it in the butt,your soda can is then said to be "crushed".
by Red-Raven June 26, 2004
by papoose24 November 08, 2010
A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.
Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.
Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)
Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005