can handle

the act of shitting into another human's ass via a small connecting tube.
When he put the tube up my ass, I thought the gerbil was next. Turns out the motherfucker just wanted to can handle me. What a shitty mess!
by Gaydar Love October 24, 2003
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can of douche

someone who is a douche bag in the worst possible way.
"Jesse is such a can of douche for egging your car"

"If douche came in a can, Chip would be in that can. Can of douche is what they would call him"
by the BORDAWG March 23, 2006
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soup can

by Jeff December 10, 2002
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tuna can

A penis that is wider than it is long.
"Did you hear? Marcy went home with Josh last night!"
"I heard he's got a real tuna can."
"Yeah, she's not going to walk the same ever again."
by aidan64 May 11, 2008
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Soda Can

The Human Anus,as it refers to virginity. If you've ever taken it in the butt,your soda can is then said to be "crushed".
Dude,my soda can is in pristene order!
by Red-Raven June 26, 2004
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tuna can

Why you being such a bitch, you got sand in your tuna can or something?
by papoose24 November 08, 2010
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can of whoopass

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.
Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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