to bed someone

In short, to have sexual intercourse with someone, regardless of gender (and age in specific cases).

“I had to bed someone, it was totally crazy, she wasn’t even a ten dude..”

by sorrower July 9, 2023

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Bed Bug

Someone who is addicted to their bed. Typically a person suffering from depression.

Look at mark, he is such a bed bug.

by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ69 August 30, 2019

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Bed Yam

A person who sits in bed and watches television or plays on the computer too much.

George would rather sit in bed and watch movies ( be a Bed Yam) than go out with his friends.

by sally44567 January 1, 2012

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Eat bed

When booking a hotel room for yourself, you request two queen sized beds. One for which you eat in, the other is for sleeping. The eat bed is the closest to the door.

“I’m snacking in the eat bed, so I don’t get crumbs in my sleep bed.”

by Spirited Chaos April 22, 2023

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Bed Jelly

When you ejaculate in your bed and forget to clean it up the day later

Sorry for making you clean up my bed jelly

by Reilly gosling March 3, 2019

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Bed Slap

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.

Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!

by Nana my Bananas May 17, 2018

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