reading and talking

Slang for having sex. Used when you don't want others to know about what you were doing, or if you are suspected of having sex or cheating.
Larry: You guys were having sex!
Stacy: No! We were just reading and talking!
by Evilogin October 12, 2020
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Do not read this mug

Do not read this mug is what you say when you dont want someone readying you're new UD mug
Co-Worker: Cool mug!
You: Lol, it says not to read it
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Sled Read

/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading

When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.
Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.
by @slvy394 April 04, 2018
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Read the paper

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022
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Dump read

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.
by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013
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Third-Reading

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.
“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”
by Omg Rebecca September 16, 2019
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If you are reading this your gay as fuck
by semen eater 43 March 30, 2022
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