Dutch Crouch

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.

Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.

by Yeet90 November 16, 2020

Dutch Steamroll

The act of speaking in a loud, authoritative manner during a conversation without providing any reasonable pause in the conversation to allow for any meaningful feedback regardless of any conflicting information.

Wow, Mr. Montana completely "Dutch Steamrolled" our conversation. I had to hand him the data to show that he was wrong.

by eh-must November 3, 2020

Dutch docker

word for a vagina

She got a beefy dutch docker

by george pearce January 15, 2021

dutch regatta

similar to the dutch rudder, the dutch regatta is a "circle jerk" in which everyone holds their own junk and with the other hand you jerk the arm of the guy to your right (or left depending on your circle's choice).

you guys wanna come over to my house, turn on some porn and have a dutch regatta tonight?

by skeetonyourface October 16, 2012

dutch note

Another term for coupon.

I forgot my dutch notes at home the other day when I went to go buy my groceries.

by ybomb September 13, 2013

Dutch Tuckie

The Penis and testicals are put into a condom then inserted into the anus .

I gave that whore a rough dutch tuckie

by Bretski666 March 16, 2011

Dutch Bakery

Noun
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.

Baker: I got my girlfriend with a Dutch Bakery the other night. Now there's at least three reasons she hates it when I'm on top of her.

by GideonGrey April 23, 2022