Dutch Bakery

Noun
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.

Baker: I got my girlfriend with a Dutch Bakery the other night. Now there's at least three reasons she hates it when I'm on top of her.

by GideonGrey April 23, 2022

dutch windowcleaner

The art of farting on a cold window and licking off the condensation.

What Bill never expected was to perform a Dutch windowcleaner in midwinter.

by Nero the Fox November 5, 2013

dutch windshield

Using a penis to clean off another persons butt cheeks.

Don't Dutch windshield me!

by Douche master69 May 8, 2014

Dutch Cannon

Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)

After eating Taco Bell I Dutch Cannoned my wife and now she's divorcing me.

by DutchCannon January 4, 2018

Dutch chimney

When you fart into a sweatshirt that’s pulled over your knees, then it poofs up through the neck hole of the sweatshirt into your own face

I wish your house wasn’t so cold, then I wouldn’t be forced into a Dutch chimney situation.

by Muffins. November 9, 2019

dutch threesome

When you masturbate with both hands.

I don't like to pick favourites so I decided to do have a dutch threesome.

by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017

Dutch Tuckie

The Penis and testicals are put into a condom then inserted into the anus .

I gave that whore a rough dutch tuckie

by Bretski666 March 16, 2011