Helping other people

I'm other people to you. Have you helped me?

Idiot "Helping other people is great! That's why I do it in a vague and amorphous way that doesn't actually constitute helping anyone. See, if I help people in this way, they give me credit for changing their lives and I don't have to have to actually do anything. Which is why self-help is so lucrative. Then, I get to tell myself I'm helping people and I get money for it."

Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."

by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

Air Help

The act of helping another person through way of hand gestures and staring, not physically being useful.

Don't worry, Dacie will Air Help.

by Chrispy Chicken June 20, 2020

side helping

Like a serving on the side of your meal, a side serving of food or something random.

I took an extra side helping of food with my dinner.
I do enjoy a side helping with my lunch

by anonymous January 14, 2022

help

something me, and you probably need right now. a hug would be nice. now i really want a hug. but it would be akward to ask for one.

"i really need some help right about now"

by VerySmartPersonWhoKnowsWords October 28, 2021

Help?

when something is so embarrassing it turns funny

X: look at that kids shoes....

X: HELP?? those shoes are so ugly

by I've been in a gang before 818 February 23, 2025

Help

Help this get the most likes please.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase.
Here's a puppy:
Now please.
Help.

by Manden56 May 28, 2023

"helpful" legs-lift

Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P

Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.

by QuacksO November 13, 2018