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Girl: "Whoa Katy! do you have linkin park on your iPod?"

Katy: "DONT TOUCH MY BABY!"
by Musicsocks May 6, 2011
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iPoddy

It's when some multimedia stuff it's good or usefull to be carried in the iPod...
Wow dude... That picture/vid/song/file.. is so iPoddy...
by V-King (Daniel) October 13, 2008
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iPod

A term used for defecating upon another person's face during sex. Also known as an iPoop
"Hey John, last night Jenny wanted me to give her an iPod. But the sad part is I tried and couldn't."
by Skitzobadass July 16, 2008
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iPod

1. The only reason why the tech industry is split into two sides now. You have Apple on one side, and Microsoft, HTC, Nokia, HP, Dell, Motorola, RIM, Sony, Nintendo, Panasonic, Toshiba and pretty much every other company that has their name plated in cheap chrome and glued on to almost any product that has a microprocessor in it, on one side.

2. The number 1 reason for envy in our modern society

3. The bar which splits society in two classes, rich and poor, according to those who owns an iPod.

4. A way to escape the nagging mom and into fantasy land where everyone dresses black turtle-necks and jeans.
1. Steve: "Today, we will re-invent the phone." - 2007

abc: "We introduce to you our new touch screen smart phone, Motorola Droid X!" - 2010

by then, Steve would've already re-invented the phone 4 times!

2. Tom:"HELP!!! I'm being robbed!"

Dick:"Mom, that poor man is being robbed. Shouldn't we help him?"

Dick's mom:"No honey he has an iPod. He deserved it."

3. Kid A: "Santa, what do I get for christmas?"

Santa: "Your family is rich and has donated a lot to our church, how about an iPod?"

Kid B: "Santa, I want an iPod too!"

Santa: "Kid, many things in life are destined. How about I give you a pair of socks instead?"

Kid B: "Oh Wow! Yay! Thanks Santa!"

4. Mom: "Tom, I thought I told you to.........!!!!!"

Tom: "Sorry mom! I'm iPodding and can't hear you! Can you speak louder?" -increases the volume as soon as he's finished his sentence.
by boughtanipodandregret July 20, 2010
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ipod slappin'

1. When your in class and the teacher allows you time to yourself and you crack on the iPod to listen to some old '80's discotheque song just to pass the time.

2. When your walking home and don't wanna seem retarded for talking out loud so you sing and dance so outrageous down the street.
B: Marenco's gonna keep this test going all fucking day goddamn.
(pulls out iPod to hit "When I Think Of You" Janet Jackson)
A: Brittney! Are you iPod slappin'?
B: I am now!
by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008
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ipod spamming

People who spam forums with links to sites where one can supposedly get free iPod music players.
Help me to get a free iPod.

www.iwantmyfreeipodwithoutwantingtopayforone.com/?referrer123456
by Anon Y Mous August 24, 2005
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ipod spamming

to download more songs than needed
last night i downloaded every song by milli vanilli. I don't know who they are but I downloaded ever song
by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005
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