is when you get kicked so hard in the testicles they come out of your mouth looking like a ball with a hook on it
by KKeith October 7, 2008
Get the hooked ballsmug. A nose, one of noticably non-American ethnic descent with a crookedness differing on each side of the profile
by Voruhs luhzeh January 13, 2005
Get the hook & a halfmug. when someone sticks their finger up their ass and gets shit and ass hair on it and then creates a fish hook with their finger and sticks it in someone else's mouth.
kevin- "what'd you do to make jeremy so mad?"
greg- "aww, i gave him a fluffy hook the other night."
kevin- "ewwwww. no way man, that's nasty."
greg- "aww, i gave him a fluffy hook the other night."
kevin- "ewwwww. no way man, that's nasty."
by iamoneofyou August 27, 2009
Get the fluffy hookmug. To curl your finger in a J shape and use it to lift someone's breast in an upward motion. Usually only done to fat kids or girls with big boobs.
My Girl friend annoyed me so much today, I had no choice but to J Hook her so hard her boob hit her in the face.
by take1 May 19, 2008
Get the J Hookmug. First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.
When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!
by Kevin Todd Ruthven May 4, 2005
Get the Captain Hookmug. When someone sticks their finger up the ass hole and through to the vagina. If it is not specified who is doing the junt hooking it is your father.
by revenge_of_the_junthooker November 7, 2012
Get the junt hookmug. by Yorkshire Pud February 16, 2009
Get the Fanny Hooksmug.