hood bidet

When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.

I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.

by seas726 April 3, 2021

Hood Muncher

A tall lengthy guy he can be light skin or dark skin . He has a nappy Afro or fade has tattoos and sells MJ.

Girl 1: There go Marvin

Girl 2: The Hood Muncher

by RobinLuvs August 26, 2016

Hood love

Special kind of love for people living/working in the same place. It can keep you from leaving that place for a long time. Of course it has levels, like everything in life.

Only hood love for these people.

by #alwaysclassy March 2, 2020

Tom Hood

A guy with a huge dick and massive testicles. He makes every girl who sees him insanely wet and is so muscly all the local paedophiles run away.

Alice: "Wow Tom Hood makes me excited"
Steffi: "Are you sure you don't love him?"
Alice: "Fuck me"

by alice is a retard April 6, 2021

Calum hood

A hot sexy Australian

Ah yea calum hood a sexy beast

by ItchyEyesocket March 6, 2021

harry hood

Something to ponder about when the lights go out. Should ultimately result in positive feelings after a small bit of tension buildup and eventual release of said tension.

Can be heard during Phish concerts and is usually a much anticipated song for the band and audience.

Harry! Hood! Where do you go when the lights go out?

*Several Moments Later*

You can feel good, good, good, good about Hood.

Example:
Jabroni what song is this
Elderwook it's Harry Hood ya dink

by Mr. Grindle July 10, 2019

Hood-Ratch

A fusion of the colloquial terms 'Hood' and 'Rachet' suggesting the an even further ghetto tier of 'Hoodrat.' A classless person or behavior lacking any type of sophistication. May describe a person, behavior, or thing.

Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, HOOD-RATCH

by SineQuaNon June 1, 2019