Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

air hit

When you inhale a blunt without allowing it to contact your lips. Useful for hitting/toking roaches without burning your lip, and cooling the smoke to reduce coughing.

Do you want to air hit this before I put it out?

by Zoned Out January 24, 2010

miracle hit

That very last hit before your disposible (vape) dies. Usually unexpected, feels like a miracle.

friend 1: "yoo i thought my dispo was done for but i got one last hit in!"
friend 2: "dont they call that the miracle hit?"

by anonymousvapegod January 14, 2023

Hanukkah Hit

A bowl of ganja that gives more hits without being re-lit than logically possible. It is passed around circle cherried so that each bro can take part in the religious event. Small hits are not allowed, so the bowl must be packed like DD's.

"Quick dude pass the bowl, it's a Hanukkah Hit ."
"That bowl burned for 8 hits with no lighter, what a Hanukkah Hit"

by Peaceful Anarchist February 1, 2010

something to hit

fucking child

something to hit is child

by Vvv cc yfhdfvgkfrcyohcudu August 15, 2021

frost hit

A phenomenon encountered while smoking (usually weed). Someone takes an average sized hit from the smoking apparatus, and upon exhaling, the smoker blows out a huge cloud of smoke from what was a seemingly huge, lung-busting rip. In reality, the hit wasn't that big, as it was augmented by the condensation from the cold winter air, hence the name, "winter hit," or "frost hit"

smoker 1: "*exhales* dude, look at all that smoke! that was crucial hit i just took."
smoker 2: "*sighs* just another frost hit"

by petersonic electronic November 23, 2009

hit and leave

meaning you are going to fuck a girl and then leave her.

homeboy: "aye u gon' get her pregnant?"
fuckboy: "nahhh imma hit and leave"

by iwantfood379 March 15, 2018