Harmonia

a) A Greek, immortal Goddess of harmony and concord.
b) An Italian Mistress that balances internal harmony though external pain.

Sometimes the only way to reach emotions is though physical pain. Mistress Harmonia is good at that!

by eir727 June 6, 2021

hermoly

The Hottest Nerd you’ll ever meet. He knows everything about everything and you will learn valuable life lessons with him in your life. He has a nice big penis. If you’re thinking about fucking him, don’t think about it anymore. you probably should just do it. Let him cum in your pussy you won’t regret it.

That guy seems like a Hermoly.

Wow, holy guacamole! Is that Hermoly?

by pseudokunymphony June 11, 2021

Harold

the primordial sexual being and lord of lust who, despite sexually mutilating his wife, forbade her from using contraceptives and, even after rearing many children, ravaged her uterus post-menopause

Sap: Harold, I know you can’t get get enough of my bussin’ pussy but you’ve kept me locked in this sex dungeon for ten years and you won’t even acknowledge when I say the safe word! Peanut, Harold, peanut!!
Harold: …

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 June 12, 2021

Harold

a sexually attractive and super chill girl who prefers to hangout with the guys to avoid girl drama.

Dude, I love our Harold.

by UrbanKing123 June 15, 2021

Harmless

One that acts tough but goes to tears when called out.

One that is built like a hobbit and drives around in a second hand Maserati doing burn outs but once locked up for his/her actions will need a bucket to mop up their tears.

When the old ladies feel unsettled around the burn outs, their husband's kindly say, "don't worry hun, he's harmless."

by The harmless hobbit June 17, 2021

haroldstoehair

the hottest person ever. super cool and amazing and definitely didnt tell me to do this.. super hot and impossible to not fall in love with 😍🥴🥰🥰

please marry me haroldstoehair
on my knees for haroldstoehair
haroldstoehair is better than you
i love haroldstoehair

haroldstoehair is way prettier than you☝️

by sebastianstancanchokeme June 26, 2021

Harmony

Harmony is a girl who LOVES to joke around. You might think she’s dead serious at first, but she gives you a sarcastic look afterwards so you know. She is athletic, spunky, and really knows how to have a good time. If you ever meet a Harmony, treat her right or she will make you pay. (With money not actually…)

“Hey Harmony what’s up?”
(Looks up at the sky) “You DO know that aliens have bee spotted on Mars right?”
“Wait what?!”
“Just kidding, calm down.”

by Jackieeee ;) July 7, 2021