Manchester Hammer

When some goes number two while in the ocean.

I'm pretty sure that man swam out there to take himself a Manchester Hammer.

by Puddingsbane August 8, 2017

Jammy Hammer

Jammy Boye has a powerful weapon that removes toxicity. Some members of the Jammy Police may be allowed to use it.

Me: XD LMAO TRASH KID

Jammy Boye: HERE COMES THE JAMMY HAMMER!

by krispturtle September 30, 2018

pelican hammer

sophia i told you it meant nothing.

“say pelican hammer”
“what- no”

by Avery000 April 27, 2021

Hammer-hawking

Continually staring at the male crotchial region and genitals, as if to long for.

I know she's DTF, that bitch has been hammer-hawking me since she got here.

by Pseudofuckthafed January 26, 2019

creamy hammer

Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other

My girl wanted a creamy hammer

by nibba boy November 17, 2017

Boof hammer

The act of absolutely boonking one of your comrades

Bro he just got Boof hammered

by Boof yammer August 29, 2019

Charmin Hammer

When a guy uses a toilet paper roll to jerk off

Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.

by Burnicus January 17, 2020