- A device created by google to trick people into buying what they assume is a laptop, in order to carry out the three specific goals that are very obvious to customers who are deceived by this scam. These three goals are as follows: 1. This is the most obvious. To rob innocent, hard-working citizens of their money. 2. To invade these victims' privacy and use their information for wrongful profit. All the while including, and regularly adding privacy features which are counterproductive to the victim. 3. Three wraps up 1, 2 and all other intentions of the creators of this weapon. To criminally profit from innocent individuals by using thousands of intentionally harmful tactics. Most of these techniques are illegal to the working class. However, with the United States judicial system lacking a cardiovascular system, as well as a testicular body, these laws do not apply to big corporations such as google.
My ---Google Chromebook--- won't allow me to do anything but watch Youtube in between it's crashing and deleting and/or stealing my private documents and information.
by asapjohnsondj February 5, 2019
Get the Google Chromebookmug. To be Google-clean is to be free of dirt relating to you on the internet when your name is put into an internet search engine like Google. It can be used in a relative sense, as in "how google clean is she?". You may not be considered completely google-clean if there is another person with the same name who comes up with negative stuff on them.
by Ricky Pompeii April 7, 2008
Get the Google-cleanmug. To masturbate
by gtrimeshko January 25, 2018
Get the google myselfmug. Asking around the hood about someone or something.
Collecting info or someone or something only the hood would know
Collecting info or someone or something only the hood would know
by Dollardraw614 August 12, 2021
Get the hood googlemug. Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.
Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
by Tenacious C September 20, 2016
Get the google stalkermug. - Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.
- Someone with a fear of using Google
- Someone too lazy to use Google
- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
- Someone with a fear of using Google
- Someone too lazy to use Google
- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"
"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?
"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?
by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 22, 2013
Get the Google-a-phobemug. A pause in a daily activity caused by someone needing to look up a definition or fact on the internet before proceeding.
The waitress wanted to take our order, but there was a lengthy Google delay as I looked up "Escolar" on my husband's Blackberry.
OUr Scrabble game was interupted by multiple Google delays, for instance, when no one believed that "crudite" was a real word.
OUr Scrabble game was interupted by multiple Google delays, for instance, when no one believed that "crudite" was a real word.
by GreatLakesMeg November 10, 2009
Get the google delaymug.