racoon goggles

when you cum around a chicks eyes so she looks like a racoon.

Damn I want to give that girl a nice pair of racoon goggles.

by Rhiannon December 4, 2003

Ass Goggles

goggles on which you can wear on your ass incase your brown eye isnt very good you just put on your ass goggles and your brown eye is reading like a champ.

"dude i cant see a thing pass me my ass goggles."

by Kevin Thompson December 22, 2003

skank goggles

-has the opposite effect of beer goggles.

-to see someone who looks good as a skank.

-when you are a jealous of someone who looks cute, you see them as a skank.

When I saw Amber looking cute in Starbucks, I was wearing my skank goggles; she quickly turned into a skank.

by kokanut June 3, 2009

Spunk Goggles

Spectacles worn by a female, primarily to prevent stinging of the eyes during facial humiliation sessions.

She is tall and blonde and she wears a nice pair of Spunk Goggles so she is obviously game for a blower!

by Jp Golf Pro October 2, 2007

VN Goggles

When ugly female nurses start to look good after working with them for over two years.

like beer goggles but VN Goggles (vocational nurse goggles). nurse is ugly as hell, but not much else to look at in a hospital. she grows on you

by souryo February 16, 2010

cbc goggles

When you are around the same group of females long enough that your standards in how attractive females are, lowers exponentially.

Wow Christian, Katie is ugly. Here Stephen try these cbc goggles on. Wow Christian, Katie is hot now.

by Men of Cbc February 4, 2010

spanish goggles

The act of placing one's testicles over the eyes of another, usually during the act of fellatio.

Bro, I totally gave her the spanish goggles while she was sucking my dick!

by TheKesh July 20, 2011