pearly gates

where st. peter awaits you. you will have to go thru the pearly gates to join tupac and biggy in the sky

tupac went thru the pearly's

by alfi February 26, 2004

Goated

To be 'goated' into something. Often represented by the photo of a goat. The goat may be in any action at the time, but his mere presence signifies someone is being goated.

"I totally goated Sedin into hooking me, Olli."

or

"I can't believe that goat goated me into giving him some grass to eat. What a b@$tard.)

by HPHatecrafts April 7, 2009

Goated

A state of mind, a feeling that's all high and beyond stoked.

A feeling that can't be described and leaves speechless.

How you doing bro? I'm totally goated!

I'm so fucking goated right now!

goat stoke stoked ecstasy fuck amazing high highest euphoria Feeling

by TheMadJueys April 8, 2016

bill gates

a business genius that gives a lot of his earnings to various charities (but ONLY because his adoring significant other insists on it)

bill gates, jewish, penny-pinching, genius, douche, jew

by slug_loaf November 29, 2006

Goatea

A tea made from dried out goat testicles placed in tea bags then steeped in boiled or luke warm water. mmm good

Or

The incorrect spelling of the word Goatee meaning a moustache and beard around the mouth. making the mouth resemble a pussy... see goatee

Example 1
Me: Hey man
Man: Hey
Me: dude, u got a vagina on ur face
Man: thats cause i want to look like some kinda washed up boy band punk ass LOSER
Me: Well you pulled it off

Example 2

Farmer: Get me a glass of goatea muriel, im in the mood for some ball juice

by Krieger69 March 10, 2008

spanish goatee

Spanish Goatee; the process of farting on a spouses chin while receiving testicular felacio

Bob - "he jerry"

Jerry - "yeah"
Bob - "I totally gave heather a Spanish Goatee last night"

by 1562 June 1, 2010

Bill Gates

Invented the Mac, founder of Intel, own 120% of the government. best of all, he owns Nintendo. Born 2000 BC, died 1987 AD due to bite in the frontal lobe.

Hey, did you see the new Bill Gates computer? it sucks, i'm going back to windows.

by BrandonTBX September 4, 2016