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Goat Ravisher 

The unknown graffiti artist who terrorized Metro Atlanta for an indefinite period of time beginning in the mid 1990s. Known for compelling statements ranging from socio economic development to claims to the city's ownership. By far, one of the most cogent and succinct artists of modern times.
Goat Ravisher owns this city.
Goat Ravisher sez 'Hail Odin'
Goat Ravisher's tag has appeared on the Black Crows behind the music documentary and TRL on MTV.
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goat status 

Greatest of all time but also the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase "goat status" is very relaxed, never goes out of style.
Dude those shoes are goat status

Micheal Jordan is goat status
goat status by Zitley June 4, 2018
Related Words
goat Goated goatse goating goatfuck goat fucker Goatman goatee goaty goat boy

Goat Boat 

Derogative terms used by surfers to denote kayakers attempting to surf/drown/maim in the ocean. If you thought stand up paddlers were bad, just wait till you have the same mass bearing down on you, with the addition of a bright fluoro color to show, that no matter what you do, whether you paddle away or duck dive, that you are fucked, and your next two weeks of pay is going on a replacement board rather than the (insert exotic surf destination of your choice). FUCK! I WAS GOING TO GO TO INDO!!!!
"Hi, I'd like to cancel my flight to Indonesia please" -You
"Ok, that'll cause you to lose your deposit, which is $400." -Airline representative
"Argghhhhh!" -You
"Can I enquire as to why you cancel your flight, perhaps I can arrange an alternative" -Airline representative
"Fucking Goat Boat" -You
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Telephone

Goat ass 

Something said when something does now go your way, "right in the goat ass" said when you are angry. Does not litterally mean the anus of a goat. Goes along with Bull fuck. (See Bull Fuck)
Jamie: "He left me because I wouldnt put out!"
Kristin: "Thats bull fuck in the goat ass"

Daniel: "Fuck me in the goat ass!"
Jeff: "What hapened dude?!?"
Daniel: "My car got broken into"
Goat ass by AdamDtheWizard January 11, 2011

Goat Head 

Check out the goat head on that chick.
Goat Head by Ken Romain July 31, 2003

goat fucking tree house jumper 

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.
"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"

Goat Scrote 

When a mans scrotum is so wrinkled and hairy that it resembles a goat and you hear faint bleats as his two legs chafe together
L: I heard some bleats coming from B crocth
D: its probably his goat scrote
C: LOL
Goat Scrote by Billy Bob Goat July 14, 2009