The German Potatoe Salad

It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it

the hotest position ever...the german potatoe salad

by The ethnic BAMF$ proffesors November 20, 2009

german tourette's

a mild form of tourette's that only rears its ugly head when in the company of germans. you can't help but mention the war, killing jewish people or the hitler.

sorry jurgen i could probably be friends with you if hitler hadn't been such a shit and started the war that we won.

by bill oddey March 3, 2004

German Lindy Dive

The sexual act of a woman snorting pure Columbian Cocaine off of an erected penis. After the effects of this Cocaine has settled in, then the woman will leap and mount the penis so forcefully that the woman will defacate all over the man's testicles.

Jim: Dude, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your aunt, and your dog all tried to give me a German Lindy Dive the other night!

Bob: Fuck you, douschetard!

by Aardvark Aristocrat February 21, 2008

German Boy

A sexy man with a hot face who makes a wonderful toy. He will leave you wanting more. And when your done it will a savory and sweet german taste in your mouth.

I want and need a German boy.

by mrcarylover April 25, 2019

German soilder

A German male's circumsized penis. Called this because the head of the penis looks like a "soilder's" helmut.

I have a German soilder because I'm part German and my penis is circumsized.

by heyyo134 July 8, 2005

Geriophile

1) A young person who creeps at the elderly.
2) One under the age of 50 and it attracted to those over 75 years old.

"Dude! She's so old! You;re such a geriophile!"

by Kristy Bryan October 16, 2008

gemoth

A goth/emo mix. Some little bitch that cries all the time and cuts themselves. Usually 13 years old. Opinionated, think they matter.

No_1_LP_Fan from Gamefaqs.

by Mr Redundancy April 16, 2005