Green Apple Satanists 

People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.

Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born

Green Apple Satanists by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017

green de la grèen 

Green de la grèen is a play on words of creme dear la crème meaning the best of the best. It is used when somebody has got top of the market weed.

"bro I swear I don't even get high anymore" "your about to mate, believe me this is the green de la grèen"

green de la grèen by Alezis January 6, 2018

green tea 

When you spill the tea over text, but imessage isn’t working and you have to send it as texts(green bubbles).

I have no wifi, so I guess we’re having green tea today

green tea by thanksbye_ August 17, 2018

green blast

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.

Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"

green blast by l33tLIES August 20, 2018

green spleen 

when something so autistic happens, it is almost impossible to describe

that was a definite green spleen

green spleen by okkretardd November 16, 2018

Green tea Santa Claus 

A white-ass Boyfriend That has a girlfriend that forces him to be vegan

One of my friends is a green tea Santa Claus

Green tea Santa Claus by Keona McCnugget March 8, 2019

Green Velvet 

The god of all gods. Nobody can defeat the legend himself

Jack: Have you heard Green Velvet’s new belter tune
Josh: yeah la he’s a legend init
George: *bows down to him and summons the god*

Green Velvet by squashmanjoshman10 March 9, 2019