the space in between shows where you become an empty husk that makes you feel like you deserve no love or food or friends or self care
by TylerTarzanStan897 November 10, 2019
Get the theater funk mug.A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
Get the funke faust mug.Bro what’s the move tonight? “Parker’s parents are gone so we’re having a massive funk in his basement!” yooo I’ll be there we’re gonna mak so hard! “Hell ya u better pull up”
by reedballer2 May 17, 2019
Get the funk mug.A word used when a man fingers a sexy girl’s stinky, blue cheese smelling pussy and then smells his fingers
by Slappyass35 June 16, 2019
Get the Funk mug."After doing some anal play with my girlfriend, I had to wash my hands before making a sandwich or else it would smell like funk fingers"
by zeeon doodlebob October 10, 2019
Get the Funk Fingers mug.by childeater123 August 13, 2019
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by WitchyPOO November 27, 2003
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