Advanced sexual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman's lady parts, and then mashing them up with his penis until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.
I needed protein because I had just worked out and I was horny so I gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.
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The art of showing someone your cock and balls. However this is a specific position where you tuck your cock and balls between your legs and show them to someone from behind. So they look like a banana and two oranges in a bowl, hence the name fruitbasket.
Guy #1:You'll never believe what Derek did at work the other day.
Guy #2:What'd he do?
Guy #1:I went to the storage room to get some supplies and when I opened the door there he was displaying his fruitbasket.
Guy #2:What'd he do?
Guy #1:I went to the storage room to get some supplies and when I opened the door there he was displaying his fruitbasket.
by GonzoParker April 28, 2006
Get the fruitbasket mug.A sexual term referring to the biological excretion left over upon a man's ejaculation mixing with a woman's menstration or period causing the creation of a smooth thick pinkish gel.
After intercourse the young couple hopped in the shower together to wash off the passion fruit smoothie before it dried;
Dan is a nasty muthaf*cka! He likes to eat his passion fruit smoothies
Dan is a nasty muthaf*cka! He likes to eat his passion fruit smoothies
by Hubmonster January 7, 2010
Get the Passion Fruit Smoothie mug.Good guys chasing bad guys (or visa-versa)through town always bump an innocent food vendor's wares. This sends the melons rolling and the angry old man shakes his fist and curses. If you see the set-up, be the first one in a theater to blurt out "FRUITCART" and you win. Many variations
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Get the fruit nut mug.Fruit Pie the Magician was the mascot of Hostess Fruit Pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. The brilliant imagineers at Hostess marketing conceived of this character: An anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.
Steve: I had a terrible dream last night.
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!
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