Freedom Briefs

An antiquated pair of dry fit boxer briefs that develop various size holes in the area of the taint, allowing bulges of the scrotum to protrude

Wife: Why the hell do you keep these things?
Wife (5 years later): I thought you threw these out!
Husband: absolutely not, those are my freedom briefs...balls deserve freedom, too....

by Shasta LaShay October 24, 2020

Freedom Whoopie

Having consensual sexual relations with an American woman shortly after crossing the southern border illegally.

I had my first Freedom Whoopie with a white this weekend

by Sancho July 31, 2022

paradox of freedom

The effect where the more children are prohibited from doing things, the more curious and rebellious they will become. Conversely, when they're given complete trust, they will learn to take responsibility.

The paradox of freedom is evident when my parents tried to restrict my late-night outings; the more they said no, the more I wanted to sneak out and rebel!

by Emotional Cruiser November 15, 2025

Freedom

Magna Carta established freedom from liberty ,equal under the law unalienable rights the right of all willing to fight for them your freedom ends were others are willing to fight for them .

Freedom is a singular not something to denotionalize by adding to it to take away either freedoms ,freedom of speech,freedom of religion.

by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023

Freedom

Often delivered to you in the form of an American bomb.

People in Hiroshima: The emperor is so tyranicall, I wish for some democracy
American plane: Fear not, for here comes aproximately 15 kiloTonnes of FREEDOM!!!

by Words do not exist February 9, 2023

Freedom

Freedom is a very friendly and outgoing person. Freedom loves to talk, and make a lot of friends. Freedom would most likely be very popular. Freedom is always happy, but sometimes hsve their moments. Freedom is a really confident person. Everyone would want to be a Freedom.

Person #1: Have you seen that new girl, she seems so fun.

Person #2: Yeah, she's such a Freedom!

by ameerahxo February 11, 2021

american freedom

The freedom to let your children get shot in a school or some other such similar dangerous school situation.

I'd have my kids schooled in America if it weren't for all that american freedom.

by notryarednaxela January 3, 2023