A real definition

Something that does not exist on this website :-(

Johannah: I wonder why I failed the definition test, I got "homework" right!
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.

by Radchu24 February 24, 2021

Real Suffering

Suffering that is not known.

Mickey Mouse: Real suffering is not known.

by Nigglybearcuddlewuggle March 24, 2022

Real talk

A term used by someone who is everything but real. Used to swindle you or impair your judgment.

I was going to give homie a front but then he started with all that real talk bullshit.

by J*Potential July 5, 2021

The Real Fraud

Da Vinki Code

"I dun crack the Da Vinki Code. I know who The Real Fraud is."

by Monal Isa November 21, 2020

Real Sauce

When something is of the most extreme importance usually in light of an actual serious matter.

So real sauce, Donald Trump being president would prove how jacked we are as a country right now.

by Mikekan May 4, 2016

real meal

evander holyfield

He was the real deal until tyson bit his ear off, then became the real meal.

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 16, 2022

real witchu

a string of words used to share present affection and a hope for the future.

I can't wait to get real witchu 😘

by Krkič May 29, 2020