flener

1. In the game of baseball, when the pitcher is struck with a batted ball.

2. The resulting injury.

1. Man, that flener made a sick noise!

2. Look at that flener...it's so swollen!

by LunchBoxer November 3, 2008

flower ass

fake ass,white ass

fake poser wanna be redneck honky

2pac song "fake ass bitches"
"...I can see right through your flower ass..."

mark buster fake ass bitch snitch

by Sexy Original Gangster March 20, 2014

flooner

An annoying, dumbfounded person who has no idea of anything and usually acts as if they have a mental disorder.

Bella called Micah a flooner after he had gotten into a silly fistfight with a man at the bar.

by fonnerbooner January 31, 2016

Flonkers

A term describing birds, which originates from the novel/play/movie One Flew Over the Coockoo's Nest

Fly away flonkers, fly!

by Princesspigglepuff June 21, 2017

flowering

all lads ask the gyrl before you do it, it mitght cause great pain!! (excesive lubrication needed)
1. tell your misses to spread her legs wide as the gates of heaven
2. shove your man fist up her sausage wallet
3. open your hand out to full extent and flowering is in spring

Yeah, Last Nite I Was A House Party And This Well Fit Guy Came Over And Started Feelin Me Up And Then I Turned Arond And He Got With Me And Then He LOcked The Door And He Flowered Me And I Was Like Now I'm A Hardcore Slag!!! ...FLOWERING...

by Del Demery December 6, 2006

Sprouting Flower

Male ball trick that requires pushing the penis downward into the abdomen and pulling the ball sack over it. When the ball sack is carefully pulled back down, the penis slowly sprouts back to glory.

After nailing The Flying Squirrel, James brought down the house with his Sprouting Flower.

by akaakbar October 16, 2009

Petty flower

(Often abbreviated to petty)
A term of endearment.
Also the term may be used to describe a nice, good or fun person.

Hi petty flower how are you?
I saw Diann out last night, she is such a petty flower.
Yes petty, that's no problem at all.
I miss Nell she is such a petty.

by itsmine April 25, 2011