floater

A person who doesn't go down.

Scary person: you're going down you piece of crap
Larry: not me I'm a floater

by angry server May 11, 2014

Floating head

A girl who dresses frumpy or comfortably.

Her: How do I look?
Him: All I see is a floating head.

by Harry T Baggins January 1, 2020

floater

floater-name given to an older man that surfs teen and pre-teen chat rooms pretending to be young for the purpose of meeting or getting off.

person 1: Hey did you read in the paper about that floater that got arrested?

person 2: Yeah, that old cock was on yahoo trying to pic up boys in the puberty chat.

person 1: yeah, what an idot. Every one knows you goto the pre-teen.

by ButchMagnum November 25, 2004

Coke Float

A sexual act whereby a female defecates upon a glass coffee table, and precedes to squash the faeces with her buttocks, while her partner views from underneath said table.

Man this chick did the sweetest coke float I ever did see last night, going to need some serious cilit bang to clear that shit up.

by FloatingEgg June 17, 2011

floater

Another word for "lazy eye" syndrome

The bitch looked at me straight, but I could see her floater looking sideways.

by J.M. Goldenrick December 8, 2002

floating wolf bait

Farting in Missouri, USA

You dont want to be in here, I just floated wolf bait.

by Smurf Assassin May 13, 2003

float

(v.) For the founding members of a business to sell thier shares as a public limited company. While this brings in extra revenue, it means these people lose a little control over thier company.

I'm going to float the company next year.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004