swag flex

used by logic cause he has impeccable amount of swag and flex =.. swag flex :} its dat flexicution

swag flex bitch na jk.

by david swag August 28, 2018

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flex offender

flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.

don't be a flex offender

by flailyhaley June 22, 2025

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Flex

Basically showing off things to people when you know they will be jealous

Dude, stop flexing these AirPods, it’s annoying

by Lobzer July 11, 2019

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Flex

To flex means to show off or display something, usually in a boastful manner. This can be related to physical strength, wealth, style, or any other personal achievement. It’s often used in a context where someone is trying to impress or brag.

“He was flexing his new car all over social media. I guess he’s really proud of it.”

by YkMatt August 21, 2024

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Trauma flexing

The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.

It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.

(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 14, 2025

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