filthy smoker

A person who has no respect and thinks they could smoke anytime, anywhere and stink up the good healthy air for decent people and pollute the air with their filth. They are addicted to cigarettes and think cigarettes are good for them. They want to encourage teens and youth and other people to start smoking. They complain about cigarette prices too much. These people are usually chain smokers who continue to smoke daily.

My aunt is a filthy smoker to continues to smoke and stink up the air.

by tatomuck22 October 20, 2008

Filthy Libro

When one takes a shit, puts in in a book so the said piece of shit is flattened between the pages, and replaced in the shelf of a classroom or library. Then, said book will be picked up by an unsuspecting person, and will open up and subsequently vomit on the Filthy Libro.

"Bahaha! That dude just opened up our Filthy Libro!"

by Sloppy Mountain September 18, 2009

filthy boner

A filthy boner is one that, in the course of festivities, has become covered in filth.

Rupert woke up with a boner: one that was covered in cum, poo, vag juice, taco sauce, pubes, and dog slobber.

"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."

"I have a filthy boner!"

by scodder April 25, 2010

Filthy Benjamin

Anally fucking a woman that has a lightbulb in her mouth whilst flying a kite in a lightning storm.

Heather was feeling frisky and begged me to give her a Filthy Benjamin while it was storming out...and I'll be damned if that lightbulb didn't glow!

by JizzleMcGrizzle March 31, 2014

non filter

Riping a bare ass fart. no underwear or pants to filter the sound or smell.

abby wanted me to rip a non filter on her face.

by hairy hole April 20, 2010

Dirty Coffee Filter

1. verb. A Dirty Coffee Filter is much like a teabag except that that when one is dunking the scrotum in ones mouth they either shit or wipe their dirty ass on the nose or face. Thus making the face look like dirty coffee grinds have been wiped on the face.

2. A teabag with fecal matter

I was going to teabag Kim last night, but I ate white castle and my ass just let go, and I dirty Coffee Filtered that bitch.

by Gags730 October 13, 2014

filthy octopus

The filthy octopus is the act whereby the man shoots a load into the woman's butthole during sex and then the woman squats on the man's face and squirts the cum back into his mouth.

I gave her a bilbo baggins and then she gave me a filthy octopus

by Eddie January 9, 2004