A person's energy in which everything appears to be okay; however, it is quite the opposite. It's not okay. Nothing is okay.
Woman A: "I can't believe my boyfriend failed all of his exams. He didn't appear stressed at all, but he broke down when he thought he was alone! His Avi Boi Energy really fooled me.
by Soft Girl Energy December 2, 2020
Get the Avi Boi Energymug. by LGM_14 March 4, 2022
Get the yassified girlboss energymug. what your boyfriend has
by Yruey March 20, 2023
Get the small dick energymug. A framework introduced in 2019 to explain observations about the universe and the dark energy believed to be contained within. Characterised by a somewhat complex equation of state.
by dazz - "the whitest of whites" August 27, 2019
Get the Acoustic Dark Energymug. Chris: Hey why doesn't Jason want to come to the Drag show tonight?
Olivia: I don't know, but that seems homophobic and TERF-y, we should make sure he has a terrible night alone by gifting his best friend Brandon a ticket and cooking him dinner.
Chris: OMG, that's some serious d00dy boi energy and I am here for it. But seriously, do we need to book you that therapy appointment?
Olivia: I don't know, but that seems homophobic and TERF-y, we should make sure he has a terrible night alone by gifting his best friend Brandon a ticket and cooking him dinner.
Chris: OMG, that's some serious d00dy boi energy and I am here for it. But seriously, do we need to book you that therapy appointment?
by Baddy Boo November 18, 2021
Get the d00dy boi energymug. An upgraded version of small dick energy.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
by Some random person, idfk August 12, 2023
Get the Dry Dick Energymug. Similar to crack head energy, gives you an uneasy feeling as if you had encountered them on the last train downtown
by Alternate name December 20, 2019
Get the blue line energymug.