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Emil

Emil has one of the biggest cocks in the world. He is very handsome and everybody wants to fuck him. He has really big juicy balls and a six pack sexier than anything in this world.
Wow thats a huuuge dick!

Must be Emils!
by Klawenss November 29, 2019
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Emil

A man with an abnormaly small penis. He is also a balding man that no Ine really likes. His balls Are som hairy, Even his girlfriend feels bad for him.
This dog reminds med of Emils balls
by Haha_6969 December 1, 2019
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Emil

Emil Is The Of Guy With An Extra Large Penis(12 Inches) He Can Deadlift Ur Mum)
And Curl ur sisters boyfriends Dad)
Watch My Boy Emil Steal Ur Girl With His Sexyness and Strength
by I Got That 69 Inch Boiii December 1, 2019
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Email archaeology

Reviewing and answering fossil emails, senders of which have long lost any hope of getting a response. Usually done when bored to the extent of taking time to clean the inbox.
- Thank you.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.

- Put your mind in order first.
by bugpower January 6, 2020
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Emil

Smart, likes to be liked by everyone, loves indoor sports (for example: esports, tennis, squash, badminton, table tennis, foosball...) favorite insult is ''arsehole''.
Emil is a great person.
Emil called Emilia an arsehole.
by Dr.Iknowitall February 4, 2020
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Emiil

Emiil is one sexy motherfucker that will clap yo cheeks. He is known to have a penis bigger than 24.6 inches. Emiil is considered the most handsome man in all of human history. the motherfucker is usually strapped with mac-10s in his pocket and will smoke anyone that comes in his way. Emiil is commonly known to steal anybody's bitch and fuck them. Emiil is an ogey type of guy that anybody can chill with except bluue haired women.
girl: damn who is that handsome sexy mf?
boy: probably Emiil considering the large package he has in his pants
Emiil: sup bitch?
girl: u hot af les fuck, l8r nerd
Emiil: *smokes boy* dummy boi
boy: cries
by yoshismoker420 March 19, 2020
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Emil

A man who has not seen the daylight for over a week spending his days collecting hedgehog spikes while taking the biggest shit on the planet
Look! An Emil! Such a rare creature.
by Ubunga March 27, 2020
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