cock eyed drunk

So drunk can't walk straight

Girls: im just tipsy

Friend: no your cock eyed drunk

by mr Johnson24 March 21, 2014

Chink eyed flu

A descriptive term used to reference a person under the influence of marijuana. One of the symptoms of this popular drug is red squinted eyes. The squinting of the eyes creates slanted eye look. So chink a negative slang word used when referencing someone of asian decent is descriptive of the appearance of the eyes. An additional symptom is lethargy, slow moving pace when high on marijuana, or flu like behavior.

Hey boss...dis real nigga shit got you straight up trippin wit da chink eyed flu.

by Or'acle February 19, 2018

one-eyed fang

According to Chava, it's your "chile", or "one-eyed monster", in short it's your cock

damn hommie, last night I killed that bitch with the one-eyed fang, I squirted the poison and put her to sleep!

by El Jefe from H.O.B.B. September 09, 2008

cross eyed bandit

An extremely ugly slam hound that should be avoided at all cost, who has a jacked up face and grill!

I cant believe you hooked up with that Cross eyed bandit!! Shes
's Busted, what where you thinking.. (puking noise being made)
Also you may abbreviate Cross Eyed bandit.. C. EYE B. (pronounced CIB)

by R.L. Kinney October 16, 2006

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz

He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.

by Dingus July 12, 2003

Corn Eyed Butt Snake

A shit someone takes after eating corn. Usually long and coils around the crapper, sometimes even floating, making for a truly spectacular achievement. Often smells very shitty.

Man you should've seen the deuce I dropped today, it looked like a Corn Eyed Butt Snake.

by Julio Mundo March 26, 2008

one-eyed jack

The act of masturbation and ejaculation in a girl's eye.

After giving his girlfriend a one-eyed jack, he didn't know if he was cumming or going!

by Tas Mania January 11, 2007