T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome

T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome is a mental disorder that originated in 2016 when SJWs mourned by screaming in agony and letting out delicious liberal tears. Some common symptoms include (but are not limited to): orange man bad, NPC like behavior, calling orange man a racist despite multiple policies suggesting otherwise (actions speak louder than words), a love of socialism and china, antifa tattoos and hate for white straight males. You can identify and locate a TDS specimen by yelling out "BLUE LIVES MATTER" but beware the creature is highly aggressive and will charge your vehicle with an AK47 and you will be arrested for defending yourself. They have multiple mating calls. The most common ones are "Black lives matter" and "Trump is a facist"

Bro 1: Damn bro that T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome chick just spilled hot coffee on me for wearing a MAGA hat

Bro 2: that chick has some serious T.D.S. Trump Derangement Symdrome

by gotochinacommie August 13, 2020

dsm

dump, shower, masturbation

I was bored so i decided to take dsm.

by bigdaddy22 May 8, 2010

Gold d's

The best rolling attire in the world

I got some gold d's on my candy impala

by Scweitz October 6, 2003

x..addiz..dsmp..x

x..addiz..dsmp..x Is kind, best mutual, beautiful, and makes good edits

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by Hi maya September 19, 2021

the 5 d's

A term used to describe a wholehearted effort to avoid someone/something.

Comes from the movie Dodgeball where the '5 D's of dodgeball' are:
1. dodge
2. duck
3. dip
4. dive
5. dodge

1. I tried to pull the 5 d's on paul, but he noticed me before i could reach the door.

2. That fucking shyst tried to pull the 5 d's before paying me back.

by qwerqwerqwerqwerqwre September 5, 2009

s'ing d's

quick way to say sucking dicks. giving beejays', head, sucking cock, giving a loosie, sucking a johnson, easting a dick, fellatio, blowjob. you get it.

mabey if you stopped s'ing d's all the time you would'nt have gotten mouth herpes bitch.

by moflo December 25, 2004

A.I.D.S

Alcohol-Induced-Drippy-Shits. the poop that comes after a good long night of binge drinking and partying

Scott: dude are you ok in there it sounds like a title wave in there!

James: yeah its cool i gots the A.I.D.S

by greatwhite285 February 4, 2010