Pink Desert

A Term to describe a dry Vagina.

Guy 1: Ohhh yeah she was all for it.
Guy 2: Oh wow you luck guy!
Guy 1: Oh I know! But she had a really pink desert which was depressing.
Guy 2: Oh, that ruined it then

by Maxiesnax August 5, 2012

anal devestation

When your asshole is wrecked by big bubba j and you're dealing with the aftermath.

Meghan is dealing with anal devestation!

by Baby batter July 23, 2016

Prickly desert

When you are giving a guy a blowjob and you purposely have cotton mouth because you hate him and now his dick hurts because it just got mouth-sandpapered until it bled.

"Wow, you gave him the prickly desert? You must have some beef against him."

by Dbass July 18, 2016

vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)

"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"

by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017

ryan dever

Huge Penis
Lives in Woburn

Eats tons of ass
Has three balls

Ryan Dever ate my ass yesterday!

by Cuckboy37 May 25, 2017

Rock diverter

See mudflap. #squirrelgate

Behind my wheels there is a rock diverter to prevent stones being cast upon anothers vehicle.

by Jimi smitts August 17, 2018

harry devereaux

a weird kinda person that has bipolar and multiple personality disorder

Bro she was sucking my dick, next thing i know she was screaming at me.

She sounds like a harry devereaux

by HarryDevereaux's Fat ass February 21, 2019