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Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.
I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!
by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022
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Diarrhea

When you poop/shit so hard you feel your ass cheeks tear bc the shit is coming out of your ass so fast and so powerful and you want to cry and scream but you like it almost like being fucked by shrek.
Person 1 omg my ass is burning because of my diarrhea!

Person 2 omg my I can feel it go up my back because my diarrhea is so extreme!
by Happy shit month May 30, 2022
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Diarrhea

Please don’t hold your poop it will make you throw up from shit.
And sit on the toilet if you fell fart or poop doesn’t matter go to the damn bathroom bitch
Kid:Mom! Why I poop and I fell like water poop?
Mother: oh no! You must have diarrhea! I gotta get medicine for quick now!
by Leon1023 July 6, 2022
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Diarrhea

Diarrhea, diarrhea, it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun.

Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Person 1 - "Omg I've been feeling sick recently, my shit went watery and it turned into diarrhea I think I need to take pills fir it or go to a doctor."

Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"
by Super00sucker July 26, 2022
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Diarrhea

When your poop is watery with no chunks
Ah man I just shit my pants cause I got diarrhea and I farted
by Material_fabi August 1, 2022
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diarrhea

a group of jetskiiers is known as 'a diarrhea': a unpredictable, splashy mess unexpectedly, explosively zooms out of nowhere from gaping assholes
Oh, man! A diarrhea of jetskiiers is pouring down the East River; no wonder the e. coli count is off the charts today!
by DJyeahyearrrralDUH! November 14, 2022
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diarrhea enema

When one person with an awful case of diarrhea connects their ass to another persons using a tube, and fills them with their steamy hot liquid shit.
Oh man she's so hot i'd let her give me a diarrhea enema and lick it off the livingroom floor
by Supersquawhunter November 17, 2022
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