Cricketing

The better word for crickets chirping. Screw saying "crickets chirping" that's lame as hell say crickets cricketing.

Guy 1: "Yo dude you hear those crickets cricketing last night?"
Guy 2: "Do you mean chirping?"
Guy 1: "No?"

by JamieMcK05 December 7, 2021

Cricket style prolapse

The act of getting on all fours with your ass arched up while simultaneously having an anal prolapse caused by extreme meditation and insect penetration.

Husband: hey, have you tried a cricket style prolapse? It helped align my chakras to the most extreme extent.
Husbands side hoe: That’s a great idea! I’ll try a cricket style prolapse as soon as I prepare the necessities.

by Elvira bulma December 7, 2021

Jiminy Cricket

A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"

Used when in a state of shock

Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word

**Playing Poker**
Linda: *Gets Royale Flush*
Mildred: Jiminy Cricket!

by Dr.Othlmun April 1, 2022

Cricketness

The time in the cartoons when it 's all quiet and you hear a cricket in the backround so all you have to do is say "Cricketness" when theres that okward silence

(everything gets all quiet) "Cricketness" (everyone laughs) (maybe)

by Yates January 15, 2004

cricket master

The Love of Audra Marie Hicks Life...Forever!!!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

crickets

silence so deafening all you can hear is the crickets chirping

Mom: If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all
Me: **crickets**

by BlindOracle November 4, 2021

Cricket Man

The smartest man in the universe that happens to be the president and protector of the world.
Has the Biggest brain and is ruv from fnf.
He's super buff as in strong as shaggy strong my man can delete the universe in one snap and protects a witty trainer.

Person 1:I love Cricket man I simp for him everyday and he's the biggest brain.

by AuntieMC October 10, 2021