you could survive a car crash

to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.

Bek: OMG, I am getting soo fat lately!

Christina and Taylah: you could survive a car crash.

by C/B/T February 15, 2009

full-Coulter

To take an position entirely and completely aligned with the conservative horse-mouth, Ann Coulter;

Derived from the movie "Tropic Thunder" where Ben Stiller as Tugg Speedman is advised to "never go full retard," in regard to his former portrayal of "Simple Jack" in another production.

Dude, never go full-Coulter, no one will ever take you seriously, again.

by ExistentMe January 9, 2009

Colton

Colton or Pulling A Colton is when you are on Xbox live, and you are in a party chat, and you start to masterbate to your friends voices.

Last night I pulled a Colton.

by anonymous 9012348 July 6, 2010

colten

fag

person #1: whose that fag over there
person #2: oh thats colten

by i win more January 21, 2009

coulter

Ann Coulter, or Coulter: Medical slang for Haemorroids.

Dr Bob, you've got a an appointment with Mrs Higginbottom, she's here about her coulter (s).

by Goodnight Dick February 1, 2007

Colt

Insanely stupid in an almost cool hardcore way.

That guy over there is so colt.

by boss with da pantelones June 20, 2011

Colts

A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.

In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.

The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.

All Colts fans are white.

by BennyG93 January 26, 2010