Dream Cop: A cop that exists in your sick fantasized world. His job is to cock block you so you won't jizz all over the bed or give into corruption of the porn you watched last night.
Dream Cop
Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!
Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!
by sdnative5901 May 22, 2016
Get the dream copmug. A community on the Instagram social media app centered around racism, homophobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, Christianpophobia, and every single fucking phobia you can think of, seriously these guys hate everyone.
by Letsplay8ballpool February 25, 2021
Get the dank copmug. Medieval Cop is a mystery/humor game series created by GeminiGamer, also known as VasantJ. The games are centered around a depressed, drunk cop named Dregg Moriss who solves crimes and fights gods
Medieval Cop is the greatest game series ever created!
The person who created Medieval Cop is a genius!
The person who created Medieval Cop is a genius!
by Dead Dregger September 24, 2021
Get the Medieval Copmug. Ineffective, bungling law enforcers who have nothing better to do than to stake out parties and arrest underage drinkers. This double entendre is derived from the name of the underage beer of choice: keystones
We were right in the middle of a sweet party, complete with keggers and 40s, but the Keystone Cops showed up and cleared the place out.
by SamAnneChris September 26, 2008
Get the Keystone Copsmug. The act of dropping a cell phone out of police view in mid conversation when you see a police officer in a state where talking on the cell phone and driving is illegal. Best accomplished by saying "cop drop" to alert the person you are talking to that you are placing the phone down for a second.
I was telling Steve a great story and right in the middle of it I had to do a cop drop, and he thought I hung up.
by Trebled Yenkcip May 23, 2009
Get the Cop dropmug. by copss January 12, 2010
Get the Cop hairmug. you know what i got pulled over last night by some keystoned cops and all they did was stand there tellin some wack jokes while gettin high
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009
Get the keystoned copsmug.