Candy Caning 

When ones takes ecstasy and viagra.

Last night I was candy caning and had amazing sex with my lover.

Candy Caning by DirectorDickhead March 11, 2018

The snail is coming 

The meme goes like this you get to live forever but a snail comes after you and if you touch it you die ban the snail knows where you are

John: you really took that deal you know the snail is coming now right?

Peter: yeah I know I’m gonna set up some salt outside of my house

The snail is coming by Ur mom XD L.O.L gotem November 1, 2021

Winter is coming 

A sexual act in which a man is banging a girl doggy style, as he is about to ejaculate he flips her over, and yells "WINTER IS COMING!" He then cums all over her face

I heard winter came last night

Yes and winter is coming tonight too ;)

Winter is coming by Dickgraysonsdick March 29, 2017

coming down the pike 

a way in which to cross-pollinate with clients. Also, to 'Erskine' your way into a sale. Also, a description of extremely muscular, and not skinny at all, legs

Ben worked the room to find out what was 'coming down the pike'

coming down the pike by MiamiNado September 17, 2013

coping

When two men cuddle wile docking. Not necessarily in a gay manor.

Hey did you hear? Bobby cought Billy and Steve coping in the janitors closet.

coping by Bigjake359 February 25, 2015

Coming or Going 

When someone is so fat, if you could only see their midsection, you'd wonder if they were facing you or facing away.

1
A - Damn, look at that fat bitch!
B - Coming or going.

2
Rosie O'Donnell has a genuine case of "Coming or Going"

Coming or Going by Llamallord May 28, 2010

Caning

What your old man would used to do to you whenever you were misbehaving.

Me, when I was 8 years old: *reaches for a lighter*

Pa: Boy, if I see you play with that lighter yer gonna get a good caning later

Caning by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 2, 2020